my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
This post is actually so true.
that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence
I am laughing so fucking hard
oh my god how did I miss that
tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it
when i was
a young boy
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said, “son when—”
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
We took in a stray cat that had a nasty eye infection, so bad that we had to take his eyes out. Being completely blind, one of our older cats decided to take care and help him around the house. I found them later asleep like this.
hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.
I literally started crying
You have to do this
This made me smile
Thank you for posting this
Everyone needs to click on the link I smiled so big
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WTF ROBERT
He couldn’t help it, his heels were much taller.
Little bit. Yeah.
Come on, we love ‘too soon’ jokes!
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
I approve of the matching watch.
Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
//not a daughter of a photographer…a KHALEESI
that pic of her hugging the frog dkfjdklfgjdfg
This is amazing.
I really miss my hair today.
Sent away the second part of my college application this week.
Met my new therapist yesterday, she was nice enough.
Need a shower.
Got lots of work to do today.
What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?
Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman.
The world is a mean place, so I’m bringing this picture back.
“Serena McKellen” - Sir Ian McKellen
i think this makes for a good 10,000th post
i just reblogged this but i liked it and showed my mom and five minutes later i hear her laugh really loudly as she’s cleaning dishes and i ask her what she’s laughing about and she just calms her laughter down and whispers
“gandalf the gay”